Tuesday, August 02, 2005

buncha one liners!

Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive

Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now

None Of Us Is As Dumb As All Of Us

If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us

There Are No Stupid Questions, But There Are A Lot Of Inquisitive Idiots

there's no place like 127.0.0.1

Go away or i'll replace you with a very small shell script

Bow before me for I am root

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot

I dont know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce

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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous10:27

    Nice... very nice. I got a good chuckle out of those.

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