just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you

all Cretans are liars.
--Empedocles the Cretan

the president of the United States is not a crook
--the president of the United States

Death to all fanatics!
--Malaclypse the Younger

run on sentence of the day

so if anyone knows who i lent my copy of Diary by Chuck Palahniuk to, they should tell me cause i can't for the life of me remember, and i would eventually like it back